The night of July 4th, our neighbors set off tons of fireworks. I hate those buggers!
Mama medicated me to calm my nerves.
I don’t sleep in my parents’ bedroom because they don’t like my staring at them.
They don’t enjoy my licking their faces either. Can you believe their lack of gratitude?! I love washing their faces and feet.
I provide these services free. But I tell ya, I’m not appreciated.
At bedtime, though, on 4th of July, mama slept in the extra bedroom with me. Fun!
I kindly licked her face and feet with my long tongue. <Sigh.> Yet she disapproved.
After mama fell asleep, I stared at her. Then while sniffing around the night stand, I hit the jackpot!
Her cool glasses from the Mothership (Costco) said, “Chew on me and you’ll feel more relaxed.”
I chewed on the glasses a few times. Not much and only in the center of the right lens.
Instantly I felt less anxious! I think this is a miracle you humans could benefit from.
I licked mama’s face one more time.
I finally fell asleep at 1:30 in the morning.
But guess what?
Once again, mama didn’t appreciate this brilliant stress reliever. People enjoy looking at flowers to relax. But chewing glasses rocks!
I can’t believe she doesn’t appreciate my brilliance!
Sheesh! The ingratitude! 🐶🐾